I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be. Dita Von Teese (via petite—fleur)

(Source: dita-van-teese, via fuckreiva)

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oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

(via forebidden)

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snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

(Source: snorlaxatives, via hate)

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spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

(via letsfack)

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guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

(via hate)

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boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

(Source: kimyas, via hi)

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It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed is you. F. Scott Fitzgerald (via gaycroissant)

(Source: gordftw, via gaycroissant)

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slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via hate)

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